she was so not down for the gang bang
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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