he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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