I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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