No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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