Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
