somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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