My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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