It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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