Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
