You made me cry and you don't even care
mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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