can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
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