So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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