thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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