Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
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