Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
50% drunk capacity currently
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I am available for nakedness
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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