She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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