Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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