I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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