your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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