i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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