And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
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