question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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