I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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