have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
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