What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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