Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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