fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
