the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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