I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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