Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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