How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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