I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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