She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Randomize
