Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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