he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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