sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
i believe in u and ur pee
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