I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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