What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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