can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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