I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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