IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
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