Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
We got so high we made milksteak
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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