this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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