just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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