we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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