R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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