i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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