Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Randomize
