sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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