There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Randomize
