what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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