Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
