and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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