Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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