We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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