she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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